A Guide to Making and Eating Cookie Dough for the Lazy Man

1.  Go to the store.
2.  Buy cookie dough.
3.  Go home.
4.  Eat cookie dough.
                           Suggested method of eating: Using fingers, scoop cookie dough into neat balls for
                           maximum flavor appreciation. Don't be afraid of gettin' in there-be vicious! Scoop every
                           last speck of deliciousness outta' there. Every wasted crumb kills a unicorn.
5.  Digest.