Divergent: A Book Review

Divergent: A Book Review
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Divergent by Veronica Roth
This book is amazing. You should immediately go buy it, and then read it.

I'm serious. It's that good.

Why are you reading this? You should be reading Divergent.


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A Guide to Making and Eating Cookie Dough for the Lazy Man

1.  Go to the store.
2.  Buy cookie dough.
3.  Go home.
4.  Eat cookie dough.
                           Suggested method of eating: Using fingers, scoop cookie dough into neat balls for
                           maximum flavor appreciation. Don't be afraid of gettin' in there-be vicious! Scoop every
                           last speck of deliciousness outta' there. Every wasted crumb kills a unicorn.
5.  Digest.